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42 Pirates Online

Day 1 of 180

2 New Today

Brindle Harbinger

First Mate · Ironhull Landing · 16 friends

☸ New Arrivals — Day 1

Foghorn Dredgemore

Harbor Pilot

Brine Harbor

Flotsam Seagrass

Dock Foreman

Driftwood Pier

⚓ People You May Know — From the Old Days

☸ No portrait available — wanted posters don't count

Singing Sally Blackshore

Her shanties got your entire crew through a three-week doldrums

⚓ Mutual friends: Foghorn McCallister

Now teaches music at the Brine Harbor Conservatory. Nobody sings anymore.

☸ No portrait available — wanted posters don't count

Ignatius Crumb III

He once accidentally sold you his own ship

⚓ Mutual friends: Jetsam Jones, Meekwell

Became a lawyer. Somehow even less trustworthy now.

☸ No portrait available — wanted posters don't count

Peaches McFadden

She ran the best card game in Port Royal before the earthquake

⚓ Mutual friends: Windward Pete

Relocated to The Old Moorings. Still cheating.

☸ Harbor Feed

Tideline Seagrass

First Mate · The Old Moorings

🌍 Culture Shock

Today

Tried to pay for grog with doubloons. The barmaid said "we take Visa." I said "I have never been to Visa. Is it near Jamaica?"

Blackwater Gangplank

Fish Monger · Ironhull Landing

📰 Gazette Office

1d ago

Mrs. B-C has reorganized the filing system AGAIN. Nobody can find anything. She says this is "the point." I believe her.

Driftwood Cannonball

Quartermaster · Kelp Bay

🌍 Culture Shock

2d ago

Went to something called a "supermarket." An entire SHIP could be provisioned in minutes. I stood in the cheese section for an hour. Nobody stopped me.

☸

A pirate overwhelmed in a grocery store aisle

Rigger Harbinger

Boatswain · Driftwood Pier

📰 Gazette Office

3d ago

Mrs. B-C has reorganized the filing system AGAIN. Nobody can find anything. She says this is "the point." I believe her.

Tideline Cannonball

Quartermaster · Ironhull Landing

🌍 Culture Shock

4d ago

Went to something called a "supermarket." An entire SHIP could be provisioned in minutes. I stood in the cheese section for an hour. Nobody stopped me.

☸

A pirate overwhelmed in a grocery store aisle

Coral Plankworth

Rope Walker · Driftwood Pier

📰 Gazette Office

5d ago

Mrs. B-C has reorganized the filing system AGAIN. Nobody can find anything. She says this is "the point." I believe her.

Bosun Dockside

Quartermaster · Tidecrest

📰 Gazette Office

6d ago

Snagg's latest column is titled "Who Really Owns That Bicycle?" It's 2,600 words. Nobody asked this question. Nobody.